THINGS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE UNITED STATES

1) High-speed trains. Must go to China, Japan, or France to watch them pass by. Elon Musk can go to Mars, but cannot fix trains.

2) Bidets. Popular abroad but not here. Dirty, smelly asses are fine, clean - not really. It has something to do with the hand pointing down under.

3) Democratic presidential elections. Sorry, not here, go somewhere else. Bipartisan bulshit - highly sought after by the rulers.

4) Crook-free the US Supreme Court. No, not really. You must be looking in the wrong place. Keep looking.

5) 80+ year old youngsters not in the government. I'm telling you, and there's not a fuck you can do about that! We have the National Guard on standby. If you ever open your mouth or stand up and try to say something against, you're gone.

6) Not threatening neighbors and trading partners - this will not stop, as it is what makes America great.

#incompatibility #US

Incompatible things.